Okay, so here I am on the frontier of a whole lot of not much – flat plains and lots of good old, wholesome, middle America common sense.
…but we sure can have some fun…
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Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
MIDDLETOWN — A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public — while wearing a cow suit.
A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her 
neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.
Allen also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.
The officer’s report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.
The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.
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That last line makes me pause and, in the words of Stephanie, give a questioning “Barooo?”.
Does this happen enough in The Wilds that the police forces just yawn at ‘yet another woman in a cow suit’? Hmmm…
Nonetheless, I’m thinking that, once I can find me a bull costume, that woman and I can do some down home fun partying…
The Wilds of Ohio 