Posts Tagged ‘stooped over dick’

Say What?

April 23, 2009

At work, I have a new next door neighbor.  She started out pretty quiet…sort of seeing how the office ran, who she could talk to, who she should avoid.  It got so I just thought she was the shy, quiet type.

Until today…

The New Lady:  “Well, I’m going to get a massage.  Everyone deserves a good dick massage now and then.”

The GnuKid:  [blink… blink… blink… ]

The New Lady:  “Yeah, dick is a little stooped over guy…”

The GnuKid:  “Ummm…”

The New Lady:  “He’s my massage therapist… Dick… 73-year old masseur.  What did you think I meant.”

The GnuKid:  “Uhhhh…”

The New Lady:  [giggling]

Yep, I’m going to have to keep an eye on this one…