Dear WordPress Friends,
Wow! I never would have guessed that the gym was such a great place to meet women. The other day I was at the gym lifting weights, on the chest press machine. I was pushing a gentlemanly 35 pounds, grunting in a manly way, with my pecs rippling underneath my shirt. I admit that I was looking hot and masculine in my cool weightlifting t-shirt, shorty shorts, stylish black cotton socks, and Birkenstock Boyz® workout shoes. I guess I was reeking with a sexy sweat and testosterone musk smell, because a woman walked by and briefly stopped to look at me. Of course she would. I was looking damn good! I thought nothing more of it and continued with my lifting. But then, get this, the same woman comes wandering back by again! And stopped again to give me the twice over. She. Wanted. Me. You could just see it in her eyes. I’m going back tomorrow and camp out on that chest press machine. She’s bound to come by. I want to show off my skills, along with my hot outfit and manly body. She’ll be drooling over me in no time. I think I’m gonna get laid!
GnuKid
Sexy, right?
Tags: fitness, great place to meet women, I'm HOT, she was HOT
The Wilds of Ohio 
July 20, 2010 at 09:42 |
I now have tears rolling down my cheeks. I went to visit Daisy while I was thinking of a proper response for you and found her entry.
Your outfit leaves much to be desired..perhaps she was shocked and wonder what woman would possible let her man dress like that.
Thanks a lot…now I have a headache from the allergies/laughing too hard combo…
July 20, 2010 at 09:53 |
Ha ha. Nice riff gnukid.
July 20, 2010 at 10:25 |
“Sexy” doesn’t even begin to describe it. Are you sure she’s woman enough for you?
BTW, your version of events has the ring of truth to it.
July 20, 2010 at 11:04 |
I was expecting to hear something about the twig-n-berries making a guest appearance.
July 20, 2010 at 16:29 |
Perfect for T shirt Friday!!
July 20, 2010 at 16:43 |
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July 20, 2010 at 16:46 |
I know what you’re thinking. “Did she run through all of her estrogen deficit or only most of it?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as i am a 48 year old woman, the most powerful demolition force in the world, and could knock your ass soundly back to the stone age, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
July 20, 2010 at 17:10 |
omg. I totally want that t-shirt.
July 21, 2010 at 09:20 |
Why does Jesus need to hold the weight bar? Can’t he just like levitate it or something?
July 22, 2010 at 07:28 |
I will give the twice-over to any (bald) man over 40, but that’s typical of a Burger. We like our testosterone matured.
July 23, 2010 at 07:37 |
oh me too mitzi!
July 25, 2010 at 12:48 |
Awww bless!
July 29, 2010 at 04:05 |
lol. fantastic.
I get that twice over off the girls all the time. lol
It’s a bit annoying sometimes. lol
August 2, 2010 at 19:20 |
r u sure she was a woman? i’m just sayin’!! some men can be very convincing… hoping you get laid and how! then post about every detail. we bloggers live for this kind of juicy stuff!