Lucky Gym

Dear WordPress Friends,

Wow!  I never would have guessed that the gym was such a great place to meet women.  The other day I was at the gym lifting weights, on the chest press machine.  I was pushing a gentlemanly 35 pounds, grunting in a manly way, with my pecs rippling underneath my shirt.  I admit that I was looking hot and masculine in my cool weightlifting t-shirt, shorty shorts, stylish black cotton socks, and Birkenstock Boyz® workout shoes.  I guess I was reeking with a sexy sweat and testosterone musk smell, because a woman walked by and briefly stopped to look at me.  Of course she would.  I was looking damn good!  I thought nothing more of it and continued with my lifting.  But then, get this, the same woman comes wandering back by again!  And stopped again to give me the twice over.  She.  Wanted.  Me.  You could just see it in her eyes.  I’m going back tomorrow and camp out on that chest press machine.  She’s bound to come by.  I want to show off my skills, along with my hot outfit and manly body.  She’ll be drooling over me in no time.  I think I’m gonna get laid!


Sexy, right?


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14 Responses to “Lucky Gym”

  1. hisqueen1 Says:

    I now have tears rolling down my cheeks. I went to visit Daisy while I was thinking of a proper response for you and found her entry.
    Your outfit leaves much to be desired..perhaps she was shocked and wonder what woman would possible let her man dress like that.

    Thanks a lot…now I have a headache from the allergies/laughing too hard combo…

  2. Rob Says:

    Ha ha. Nice riff gnukid.

  3. kyknoord Says:

    “Sexy” doesn’t even begin to describe it. Are you sure she’s woman enough for you?

    BTW, your version of events has the ring of truth to it.

  4. Stephanie of Stopbouncing Says:

    I was expecting to hear something about the twig-n-berries making a guest appearance.

  5. nursemyra Says:

    Perfect for T shirt Friday!!

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  7. daisyfae Says:

    I know what you’re thinking. “Did she run through all of her estrogen deficit or only most of it?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as i am a 48 year old woman, the most powerful demolition force in the world, and could knock your ass soundly back to the stone age, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

  8. mstngsal22 Says:

    omg. I totally want that t-shirt.

  9. Dennis the Vizsla Says:

    Why does Jesus need to hold the weight bar? Can’t he just like levitate it or something?

  10. Mitzi G Burger Says:

    I will give the twice-over to any (bald) man over 40, but that’s typical of a Burger. We like our testosterone matured.

  11. nursemyra Says:

    oh me too mitzi!

  12. Dolce Says:

    Awww bless!

  13. Artswebshow Says:

    lol. fantastic.
    I get that twice over off the girls all the time. lol
    It’s a bit annoying sometimes. lol

  14. Lynn Says:

    r u sure she was a woman? i’m just sayin’!! some men can be very convincing… hoping you get laid and how! then post about every detail. we bloggers live for this kind of juicy stuff!

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