If The Pig Fits

Okay, I’m not sure whether to get serious help or to just chuckle.

I was cleaning up some old files, pitching what I could in my never ending attempt to declutter my life, when I found this.  Presented as I found it (with a minor mod).

circa 1990? -ish?

Scanning this in, I lost some detail…

–  the curly tail was actually a piece of wire

–  the ‘mountain oysters’ were added sometime afterwards

Irrespective, I look at it now and alternately laugh at my cleverness… and consider dialing a psychiatric help line for my weirdness.

Which do you suggest?

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8 Responses to “If The Pig Fits”

  1. Mitzi G Burger Says:

    It may be cute but it aint kosher!

  2. kyknoord Says:

    I suggest bacon.

  3. daisyfae Says:

    Right, gnukid. Like there’s some magical animal that gives us pork chops, ham and bacon… mmmmm….. bacon…… [drool]

  4. Stephanie of Stopbouncing Says:

    1) the “butt” is actually the shoulder area. I don’t understand either, ask a butcher.

    2) Keep it! store it in the back of something and pull it out in another 20 years.

    3) Press button, receive bacon.

    4) If this is all you have to do to be considered crazy, well…

    *Swoon @ DF*

  5. S. Le Says:

    I suggest BBQ ribs wrapped in bacon.

  6. writerdood Says:

    I second the ribs in bacon idea.
    (I may actually try that).

  7. Girl, unpinned Says:

    Certainly gives new meaning to casting pearls before swine :p

  8. thegnukid Says:

    mitzi – well, neither am i. and being the pig’s butt, likely never will be.
    kyknoord – the main reason i will never be a vegetarian.
    daisyfae – you’re a technologist. see what you can do with your science peeps to see if they can develop just suck a magical creature.
    stephanie – i never knew that the butt is the shoulder. and, yeah, it will be kept for a smile some time in the future…or a “WTF?” from my kids when they clean out my stuff after i’m gone.
    s. le. – now we’re talking! if you’re going to eat pig, do it up right!
    writerdood – one of the great things about the interwebz…great new ideas.
    girl – or making a silk purse out of a pig’s ear?

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