Got an advertisement in the mail for a new Kroger* store. Being a bachelor now, with a hefty alimony to grind my teeth over… look forward to happily …hell, tell it like it is… grind my teeth over paying each month, I checked out what deals could be found.
The flyer introduced the new store’s management team, with pictures and their management titles.
Now, many all of you know I’m a bit of a perv, so my eye immediately went to one job title in particular**…
Yeah, Baby!!
Ooo!! I’m now wondering how I can get one of those on my team…
But, yeah…Poor Denise***…
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*…or, as my Girl Child says, “Kay-Rogers”…must make it sound more exotic or something.
**…and guessing many all of you have perv tendencies so don’t need me pointing out or explaining which specific one I’m talking about…right?
***She is pretty damn cute. But I think it’d be creepy to go stalk track her down based on a K-Roger’s ad.
Tags: counting pennies to see if i can afford one, K-rogered, popular at parties?, what does she tell her kids her job is?
The Wilds of Ohio 
July 30, 2009 at 06:26 |
guess that’s a better title than “Produce Fluffer”…
July 31, 2009 at 01:48 |
Not even going to touch this one.
August 3, 2009 at 20:19 |
daisyfae – now, why would a nice girl like you even have a hint of what a “fluffer” is… [barely concealed, boisterous laughter]
silverstar – i had to…just HAD to… [sigh] guess i’m a perv