Say What?

At work, I have a new next door neighbor.  She started out pretty quiet…sort of seeing how the office ran, who she could talk to, who she should avoid.  It got so I just thought she was the shy, quiet type.

Until today…

The New Lady:  “Well, I’m going to get a massage.  Everyone deserves a good dick massage now and then.”

The GnuKid:  [blink… blink… blink… ]

The New Lady:  “Yeah, dick is a little stooped over guy…”

The GnuKid:  “Ummm…”

The New Lady:  “He’s my massage therapist… Dick… 73-year old masseur.  What did you think I meant.”

The GnuKid:  “Uhhhh…”

The New Lady:  [giggling]

Yep, I’m going to have to keep an eye on this one…

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11 Responses to “Say What?”

  1. silverstar98121 Says:

    Actually, I wouldn’t mind a good dick massage every once in a while. Either by Dick, or on what passes for a dick on females.

  2. silverstar98121 Says:

    Which reminds me, I need new batteries for my vibrator. TMI?

  3. The Unbearable Banishment Says:

    This sort of thing will snap you out of it quicker than a cup of hot coffee spilled on your lap.

  4. kyknoord Says:

    She’s obviously been dying to use that line ever since she joined the company. I’ll bet she changes jobs just so that she has a whole lot of new people to use it on.

  5. Sassy Miss P Says:

    I foresee trouble … 🙂

  6. daisyfae Says:

    gnu kid has gnu lady at office as playmate! yay! get out the blocks, crayons and anti-aircraft missiles!

  7. Rob Says:

    Jaysus! Wouldn’t a 73 year old dick be just a bit wrinkly and of no use in a massage? I’m just sayin’……

  8. leavingevangeline Says:

    Ahhh….she waited in silence…surveying her surroundings…plotting in her mind the exact moment in which she would strike. Who would be the recipient of her zinger? Who else but the incomparable Gnu?

    She has chosen her target wisely…but what is the next move? Is she a one hit wonder? Or is there an arsenal of 6th grade bathroom jokes underneath her calm demeanor?

    Only time will tell.

  9. UncleKeith Says:

    Dude, she’s totally in to you. Here’s the move.

    Step 1: Get in your office and get buck-ass naked.

    Step 2: Call her and ask if she could come to your office. Tell her you have something to show her; it’s a new project she needs to work on.

    Step 3: When she gets there, tell her it isn’t fair that she’s been getting Dick massages; it’s now time to return the favor.

    Step 4: I guarantee that you will either get laid or get fired! Probably laid! She’s so totally in to you!!!

  10. Sassy Miss P Says:

    @UK: Like I said, I see trouble coming … [sorry, couldn’t resist that last bit 🙂 ]

  11. Dolce Says:

    *schnort* at least she’s got a good sense of humour. Richard probably doesn’t think it’s that funny.

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