They’re BACK!

Just when you thought it was safe… they’re baaa-ack!

Yes, another Sciuridae attack.  As I have reported before, this is a chronic and heinous pattern of crime sprees by these squirrelish rodentia!  This time, it was innocent young children!!  When will the horror end?  The CNN report is below.  FLAMES this time!

When Squirrels Attack!

When Squirrels Attack!

(image stolen from a Flickr Site)

There have been efforts by vigilantes that have had some success.  But, with the new administration starting at full speed today, surely they will put this as a highest priority.  Write your Congressperson NOW!  Think of the children!

And seek out their leader, U.K.  Seek him out, hunt him down, and teach him a squirrelly lesson he’ll never forget!


Firefighters: Flaming Squirrel To Blame In Jones Wildfire

Students Moved From Elementary To High School

POSTED: 11:16 am CST January 21, 2009
UPDATED: 1:41 pm CST January 21, 2009

JONES, Okla. — A squirrel caught fire, sparking a blaze Wednesday
morning that resulted in the evacuation of an elementary school in
Jones, fire officials said.

Wildfire Forces School Evacuation
Raw Video: Jones Wildfire
Crews Battle Wildfire In NW OKC

Investigators said the squirrel touched two power lines at the same time
and fell to the ground near Britton and Hiawassee roads.

That fire burned 5 acres in the Jones area, forcing the evacuation of
the elementary school. Those students were taken to Jones High School.

School officials said the students would be kept at the high school for
the rest of the day. Parents will be able to pick them up at the normal
time, although some parents have already come to the school to pick up

Several trailers burned in the fire. However, there were no known
reports of injuries.

Stay tuned to for any further details.


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10 Responses to “They’re BACK!”

  1. Ram Venkatararam Says:

    Personally I enjoy a good flaming squirrel (and, no, I’m not making a cute reference to homosexual squirrels – they face more than their fair share of stigma). I say more power to the squirrels – they are a step up the evolutionary chain from the teenagers I serve in my convenience store.

    Thanks for the post

  2. silverstar98121 Says:

    Now we have to deal with suicide squirrels, who start fires. What next?

  3. daisyfae Says:

    oh, dear… how to defend against rodents who are willing to die for a cause. whatever the cause may be. are they expecting squirrel-virgins on the other side?

  4. Rob Says:


  5. Rob Says:

    In case you missed it, my comment was in reference to this story.

  6. Miss P Says:

    Oh shame, poor little things!

  7. Miss P Says:

    I was referring to the squirrels by the way .. :mrgreen:

  8. Dolce Says:

    It’s a pandemic. Something *MUST* be done!

  9. Stephanie of Stopbouncing Says:

    just another hazing event.
    Those squirrels are Alpha now.

  10. thegnukid Says:

    Ram – welcome to The Wilds. ride with us for awhile. you can provide the twinkies… yes, squirrels ARE up the evolutionary ladder from teenagers. that’s what scares me so. imagine what the world would be like if they win?

    silverstar – exactly! that’s why we have to take action now. show those animal terrorist wannabes that we will not be walked over. if we let the squirrels get away with this, then it WILL be the frogs and toads next…

    daisyfae – indeed. or maybe they’re promised never ending nuts. hmmm…i’ve a feeling if that was offered, there’d be defections from our ranks. not that i’m suggest you would do so… [piercing gaze]

    Rob – [laughin’] i like the link. and, yes, Armageddon!

    miss p – a sympathizer, huh? you’re going on the list! okay, not much happens when you get on the list, but you’re going there nonetheless

    dolce – PANdemic? you mean it’s happening over your way as well? now i’m really scared. it means they’re organized!

    stephanie – damned fraternities. where are the Nu Lambs, with their superior technology, when you need them? it may have been just a hazing, but the Alphas are still out there!

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