A recent university study examined what women find attractive in a man, as affected by their menstrual cycle…

The results were stunningly clear and consistent across 95.8% of women…

When a woman is ovulating, she is looking for a man who is ruggedly handsome.

When a woman is menstruating, she is looking for a man with duct tape across his mouth, a spear in his chest, lit on fire, and leaving her the hell alone.

No further studies of this phenomena are planned…

(and, oh hell no, i didn’t write this, but had to pass it along…if nothing else to warn the still clueless men out there who don’t understand this basic principle)


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9 Responses to “Noted”

  1. Rob Says:

    Aye, laddie. When a woman is menstruating it’s best to head “Down to the Old Pub Instead”.

  2. leavingevangeline Says:

    Meh…nothing a little xanax and vodka can’t fix.

  3. silverstar98121 Says:

    Menstrual huts are the answer. Either for the men or the women. Just give me a nice, comfy hut with my sistahs.

  4. nursemyra Says:

    what about the rest of the time? you’ve left 20 odd days unaccounted for…

  5. daisyfae Says:

    scissors… where are my scissors?

  6. thegnukid Says:

    rob – excellent! and timely. are we both recent victims of PMS-icide?

    evangeline – [laughin’] yeah, but who gets the xanax and vodka? the guy or the girl? okay, yeah, both would likely benefit

    silverstar – this makes me smile and laugh big time. great idea! you could even commercialize it… instead of iHOP, you could go to the local iPMS.

    nursemyra – ooo, didn’t consider that part in the study… damned scientists stop short of finding the full answer. i’m guessing it’s almost the same, but without the spear in the chest.

    daisyfae – step. away. from. the scissors. remember what your therapist said about visualizing the men in your life with scissors sticking out of their heads… and the parole officer would be a bit upset as well… by the way, i hear he’s healing nicely from your last visit…

  7. nursemyra Says:

    she runs with them too. I’ve seen it with my own eyes…

  8. kyknoord Says:

    PMS? But that’s just a myth… AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! My testicles!

  9. thegnukid Says:

    nursemyra – it’s the look in her eyes as she does so that bothers me… not that typical, lovable maniacal look – – nope, more homicidal

    kyknoord – hmmph… you didn’t need those anyway, did you?

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