A recent university study examined what women find attractive in a man, as affected by their menstrual cycle…
The results were stunningly clear and consistent across 95.8% of women…
When a woman is ovulating, she is looking for a man who is ruggedly handsome.
When a woman is menstruating, she is looking for a man with duct tape across his mouth, a spear in his chest, lit on fire, and leaving her the hell alone.
No further studies of this phenomena are planned…
(and, oh hell no, i didn’t write this, but had to pass it along…if nothing else to warn the still clueless men out there who don’t understand this basic principle)
Tags: clueless men, Humor, pms follies, words of warning
The Wilds of Ohio 
December 6, 2008 at 23:40 |
Aye, laddie. When a woman is menstruating it’s best to head “Down to the Old Pub Instead”.
December 7, 2008 at 01:58 |
Meh…nothing a little xanax and vodka can’t fix.
December 7, 2008 at 04:17 |
Menstrual huts are the answer. Either for the men or the women. Just give me a nice, comfy hut with my sistahs.
December 7, 2008 at 16:08 |
what about the rest of the time? you’ve left 20 odd days unaccounted for…
December 7, 2008 at 20:45 |
scissors… where are my scissors?
December 7, 2008 at 23:50 |
rob – excellent! and timely. are we both recent victims of PMS-icide?
evangeline – [laughin’] yeah, but who gets the xanax and vodka? the guy or the girl? okay, yeah, both would likely benefit
silverstar – this makes me smile and laugh big time. great idea! you could even commercialize it… instead of iHOP, you could go to the local iPMS.
nursemyra – ooo, didn’t consider that part in the study… damned scientists stop short of finding the full answer. i’m guessing it’s almost the same, but without the spear in the chest.
daisyfae – step. away. from. the scissors. remember what your therapist said about visualizing the men in your life with scissors sticking out of their heads… and the parole officer would be a bit upset as well… by the way, i hear he’s healing nicely from your last visit…
December 8, 2008 at 03:16 |
she runs with them too. I’ve seen it with my own eyes…
December 8, 2008 at 06:43 |
PMS? But that’s just a myth… AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! My testicles!
December 8, 2008 at 23:14 |
nursemyra – it’s the look in her eyes as she does so that bothers me… not that typical, lovable maniacal look – – nope, more homicidal
kyknoord – hmmph… you didn’t need those anyway, did you?